Speaking Moistly

Courtesy of the Inn at Little Washington via Wine Spectator WASHINGTON, VA, USA |  The Inn at Little Washington , the only restaurant close to the US capital that has three Michelin stars, is finally reopening after irrelevant (I mean "nonessential") businesses were shut down due to the global pandemic. Unfortunately for humans, due to restrictions, diners can only sit outside and the restaurant can only be half-full, so they plan on opening to the public later this month. Meanwhile, before human diners are allowed to visit the lavish and economically unreasonable restaurant (the base price for a " tasting menu " is $315 US per person), Chef Patrick O'Connell has devised a clever idea. Realizing that the current COVID-19 regulations do not limit the number of mannequins that are allowed to be gathered together in one place (say, O'Connell's restaurant), he invited a posse of mannequins to stay at his restaurant for an endless party, at least until restr...

The Canadian PM has quite a reputation for wearing the perfect things for the perfect occasion, and his socks are definitely on that list. To prove that he is the best Prime Minister in the entire history of Canada and the World and Everything, ranked below are the top five pairs of socks that Justin Trudeau has worn in public. Buckle up (or pull up your socks) and prepare for a wild ride. 5. Pink Argyle Socks Shealah Craighead /  Flickr To start off this list, we have an amazing pair of geometrically-patterned dress socks in various eye-catching shades of pink and purple that Trudeau wore to the 2019 G7 summit in France. These attention-drawing socks featured in  photos  with esteemed world leaders such as US President Donald Trump and German Chancellor Angela Merkel. You can even acquire an identical pair of your very own  Dress Purple Socks from Rebel Fashion . 4. Moose (or is it Meese?) Socks Christinne Muschi / REUTERS via  Daily Mail Trudeau has often worn...