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PMJT Music Review

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you have all been waiting for is finally here. The Canadian Prime Minister has recently started a career in music and I've taken the time to review his two latest hits for you.

This amazing story all started about two months ago when PM Trudeau dropped a now-legendary line at a press conference:
 ... if people want to wear a mask, uh, that is okay... it prevents you from breathing or speaking, uh, moistly on them. Oh, what a terrible image.
This quote was just so good that I had to use it to name this blog. The phrase quickly became viral as people took to the internet to poke fun at Justin Trudeau's odd choice of words, but he ended up having the last laugh as it turns out he was just giving a preview of his new song, "Speaking Moistly," which dropped hours later.


Now if you thought PMJT was going to be a one-hit-wonder, you thought wrong. He featured in "Bunch of Yahoos" by Doug Ford about a month after his first release and then everything got quiet. Really quiet. That is, until last week when he became completely silent. For 21 whole seconds. At a press conference. Crazy, right? Once again, people were quick to judge the Prime Minister for his choice of words (or lack thereof). Then there was more silence, until today when he unexpectedly released his second single, "21 Seconds." This latest song is in a more abstract style compared to his previous '80s style tune, in fact, that it almost seems he took inspiration from John Cage, an experimental composer who wrote the four-minute, thirty-three-second long composition, 4'33''.


These are Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's latest songs and my take on them. Who knows? PMJT might have an entire album soon enough!

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