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Welcome to Speaking Moistly, the one and only reliable source for real, trustworthy satire. Hop on for the ride of a lifetime if you feel inclined, and why wouldn't you? Of course, you may need to find a hill to lay back on, but eventually, you won't need to feel inclined because you'll be inclined, and nothing will stop you from pursuing your dreams (and subscribing to this blog).
What are you waiting for? Go find a hill!
the little potato / Speaking Moistly


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  1. AnonymousMay 8, 2020 at 9:22 AM

    Love it! I’ll be sure to find myself a mountain!

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  2. Nathan EMay 13, 2020 at 2:08 PM

    This was very motivational, thanks!

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  3. Bucket List BobMay 13, 2020 at 4:19 PM

    Looking forward to seeing some great, trustworthy satire.

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