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Justin Trudeau's Top Five Socks (that Prove that He is the Best Prime Minister in the Entire History of Canada and the World and Everything)

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The Canadian PM has quite a reputation for wearing the perfect things for the perfect occasion, and his socks are definitely on that list. To prove that he is the best Prime Minister in the entire history of Canada and the World and Everything, ranked below are the top five pairs of socks that Justin Trudeau has worn in public. Buckle up (or pull up your socks) and prepare for a wild ride.

5. Pink Argyle Socks

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To start off this list, we have an amazing pair of geometrically-patterned dress socks in various eye-catching shades of pink and purple that Trudeau wore to the 2019 G7 summit in France. These attention-drawing socks featured in photos with esteemed world leaders such as US President Donald Trump and German Chancellor Angela Merkel. You can even acquire an identical pair of your very own Dress Purple Socks from Rebel Fashion.

4. Moose (or is it Meese?) Socks

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Christinne Muschi / REUTERS via Daily Mail

Trudeau has often worn these subtle blue and yellow moose-print socks when meeting with other world leaders, like when he welcomed Irish Taoiseach Leo Varadkar to Canada in 2017 and in meetings with Trump in 2017 and 2019.

3. Star Wars Socks

Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, wears Chewbacca socks while participating in a panel discussion at a Bloomberg Global Business Forum panel event in New York, U.S. September 20, 2017
Stephen Yang / REUTERS
Trudeau has been a life-long Star Wars fan, so it's not a surprise that he would have a few pairs of socks featuring characters from the popular franchise. This is a pair of Chewbacca socks that Trudeau wore to the very first Bloomberg Global Business Forum in New York in 2017, but he's also worn a mismatched pair with characters R2D2 and C3PO in a meeting with the former Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny, as well as a Darth Vader pair during his visit to India.

2. Maple Leaf Socks

Patriotic: Trudeau opted for some zany maple leaf socks while Sophie donned some red stilettos
Chris Wattie / REUTERS via Daily Mail

Nothing shows Canadian pride more than a pair of socks covered in maple leaves (not to be confused with the Maple Leafs), except maybe the Canadian themed socks that the Irish Prime Minister wore at a press conference with Trudeau that featured both maple leaves AND Royal Canadian Mounties.

1. Rubber Ducky Socks


Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
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Every great world leader needs to wear unique socks that assert their dominance on an international scale, and Trudeau has mastered the art of wearing the right socks for the right occasion. I mean, what shows commitment to improving the state of the world more than a pair of socks with rubber duckies on a backdrop of royal purple? That's right, nothing.


So there you have it: the best socks that PM Trudeau has worn since becoming Prime Minister. We've learned that he really loves wearing funky socks when he's out in the public eye, and especially when meeting with Irish Prime Ministers.
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